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Look: No Really: Buy These.
T-shirt hell: Where the BAD shirts go.
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Look! Feed me!Me: Mother. Picture-Drawer. Blogger. SuperWoman. Tired.
Everything you read on this blog is actually true. As in, this is a genuine, non-fiction blog. Generally, I don't name names when the parties concerned are (a) related to me and/or (b) under the age of majority, and therefore no matter how funny they are, unable to give their informed consent to have their hilarious but true commentary on the ridiculousness of life publicized globally. I do, however, skirt the issue of crediting them by admitting it was not ME who came up with their jokes, but "some kid." (Works for most of us.)
Tag Archives: teenagers
Whistle While You Wait.
Fair enough. After all, I absolutely recall that smug feeling myself, looking down upon my own hopelessly retarded parents, wondering however did they even manage to get their oatmeal spoons all the way to their lips, they were so incredibly short-sighted, unenlightened, ridiculously lame, and desperately in need of my own wisdom and guidance, if only they would just LISTEN to me for a change. Continue reading →
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