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Look: No Really: Buy These.
T-shirt hell: Where the BAD shirts go.
(Available in all colors.)
Look! Feed me!Me: Mother. Picture-Drawer. Blogger. SuperWoman. Tired.
Everything you read on this blog is actually true. As in, this is a genuine, non-fiction blog. Generally, I don't name names when the parties concerned are (a) related to me and/or (b) under the age of majority, and therefore no matter how funny they are, unable to give their informed consent to have their hilarious but true commentary on the ridiculousness of life publicized globally. I do, however, skirt the issue of crediting them by admitting it was not ME who came up with their jokes, but "some kid." (Works for most of us.)
Tag Archives: embarrassment
Thou Shalt Kill, But Not Cuss
“Jesus Christ is a name, not a swear word.”
This fat-stacked headline was red-lettered boldly on the back of the semi that I cannot help but assume was trying to introduce me to the aforementioned Christ Himself in person, by way of steamrolling my puny convertible to smithereens as I was being forced onto the California Freeway last week. Continue reading →
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