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Look: No Really: Buy These.
T-shirt hell: Where the BAD shirts go.
(Available in all colors.)
Look! Feed me!Me: Mother. Picture-Drawer. Blogger. SuperWoman. Tired.
Everything you read on this blog is actually true. As in, this is a genuine, non-fiction blog. Generally, I don't name names when the parties concerned are (a) related to me and/or (b) under the age of majority, and therefore no matter how funny they are, unable to give their informed consent to have their hilarious but true commentary on the ridiculousness of life publicized globally. I do, however, skirt the issue of crediting them by admitting it was not ME who came up with their jokes, but "some kid." (Works for most of us.)
Tag Archives: calories
Twenty percent body mass, twenty percent secret saboteurs
If you REALLY mean business, throw away the television. One clinical trial measured subjects’ metabolism: they burned fewer calories watching TV than they did sitting in a chair in an empty room doing absolutely nothing. How horrifying, and somehow not surprising at all, is that? Continue reading →
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