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Everything you read on this blog is actually true. As in, this is a genuine, non-fiction blog. Generally, I don't name names when the parties concerned are (a) related to me and/or (b) under the age of majority, and therefore no matter how funny they are, unable to give their informed consent to have their hilarious but true commentary on the ridiculousness of life publicized globally. I do, however, skirt the issue of crediting them by admitting it was not ME who came up with their jokes, but "some kid." (Works for most of us.)
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Sample chapter from “The Secret, Closely Guarded Girl Manual”
Let’s bring this picture into even clearer focus: your natural instinct for heroism has got three of you out cold while the plane is maybe on fire, losing altitude, and other passengers are panicking. It’s even possible that you and the old lady have passed out on top of the kid, so no one even sees her, or knows she needs rescuing.
But hey – you were just putting others before yourself. How could THAT be wrong?
You and Granny can tell that to the dead kid’s parents when the EMTs are reviving you. Continue reading
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