Look. No. Really. Look.
Oh, wait. You can’t. You’re not me, so you don’t have the super-secret password (the one I use for nearly everything) to this blog. So you can’t see my stats.
Although it’s fairly easy to GUESS that the tags “vagina”, “Wondrous Vulva Puppet”, “sex”, “crack cocaine” and “naked” – even though the blog post title mockingly SAYS RIGHT THERE “Made Ya Look” – get WAY more traffic than the tags that read “think” or “parenting.”
You DAWGS.
Dawg Dawggy McDawg-Dawg.
It’s okay. I forgive you. It makes me LAAAUGH.
We could all use a good laugh, after all. It’s what this whole blog is about.
Besides: it’s gets my evil brain hatching nefarious schemes for ever-more interesting blog post titles and themes.
Hmmm…. tags, tags, tags. Let’s think….
[evil, laugh, forgive, silly, English football supporter hat…}
N.B. – Anyone who comments: “Go Manchester United” upon seeing my hat is likely to be mobbed by throngs of mad Englishmen. Anyone who DOES know which team my hat supports, well, then, brilliant! I will stop making fun of that person.
I give up… who is the team on your absurd..ly awesome hat?
Middlesbrough? I don’t really know at all….
Since I am so very glad you didn’t say “Manchester United,” I will reveal just whom I am supporting by wearing my very silly-looking supporter hat – which I got, by the way, while I was in Adlington, Lancs, which is within spitting distance of Manchester, oddly.
Boy, are folks avid footballers there. Luckily, I had my cousins to protect me. And a teenaged cousin who was so dead-on with her American accent she kept throwing me off – I didn’t even notice she was doing it; I just kept talking to her until I noticed everyone around me was laughing their “arses” off.
Ha Ha.
Speaking of “arse…”
The team is Arsenal.
It is a great hat, isn’t it? I actually bought two.
-EWB
The side of the Hat facing the camera is a St Georgs Cross and would therefore be an ‘England’ Supporters Hat! Unless there are any Canons or associated paraphenalia on the other side I regretfully inform you that the only link between it and my beloved Woolwich Arsenal Football club are the colours!
Yes, we’ve discussed that, and I’m STILL waiting for my Arsenal hat, thank you very much, mate.
-ewb
I SO want that hat! Why hasn’t Cosmogirl listed it in the Hot Trends section yet?!