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Look: No Really: Buy These.
T-shirt hell: Where the BAD shirts go.
(Available in all colors.)
Look! Feed me!Me: Mother. Picture-Drawer. Blogger. SuperWoman. Tired.
Everything you read on this blog is actually true. As in, this is a genuine, non-fiction blog. Generally, I don't name names when the parties concerned are (a) related to me and/or (b) under the age of majority, and therefore no matter how funny they are, unable to give their informed consent to have their hilarious but true commentary on the ridiculousness of life publicized globally. I do, however, skirt the issue of crediting them by admitting it was not ME who came up with their jokes, but "some kid." (Works for most of us.)
Author Archives: Elizabeth Williams Bushey
How to Have a Superpower. Part One.
Part One of Two. Superpowers are something we all dream about – come on, you know all do. Mine, someday, will be flying – and NOT just for the cape. I can wear that anyway, and you know I will, … Continue reading
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